Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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