I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I forget how to act sober
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