may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize