how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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