Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I forgot wine drunk hurts
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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