That's intense
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The air taste purple.
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