...so i touched it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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