What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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