Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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