i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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