I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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