he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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