I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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