escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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