I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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