No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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