For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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