Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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