i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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