So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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