I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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