just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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