Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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