I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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