..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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