i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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