remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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