You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
whose parrot is this?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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