Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
