Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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