How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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