I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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