Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Is it because I queefed?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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