Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Do plants get herpes?
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