Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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