thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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