just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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