How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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