Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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