Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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