He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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