it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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