belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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