I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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