why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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