We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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