i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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