There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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