Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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