who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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