I feel like abortions should bother me more
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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