And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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